Saturday, November 19, 2005
How About Funding a PhD?
Yes, you read that right. Jikon Lai needs your help. In the long term, the benefit will be received by the society.
My Mother and Her Sixth Sense
"You have a girlfriend, don't you?" said my mother one day while we're in the kitchen.
My mind shifted into 5th gear immediately. "Wh-what? I don't have any." My mom continued, "You're sure? From the looks of it, you're quite popular at school.* 'Abang NSDS3', or something like that. And the messages in the phone..."
* I am _not_ popular at school.
"Don't have any."
"How about Dj?** Isn't she your girlfriend?" Mom displayed one of her I-know-it grins. Uh-oh, I have to end this conversation. "No, she IS NOT my girlfriend!"
** Dj is my second crush. Also part of my nickname. I never knew how she figured that I had a crush on Dj.
"Hmm...L have a girlfriend, doesn't he***?" she said with another grin.
*** How the hell did she know that? Even L's parent doesn't know that! It's a very confidential thing!
"Eh? He have?****"
**** I feigned ignorance.
"He told me.*****" At this point, I said a pun that made her laugh so hard that she forgot about the girlfriend talk.
***** Unlikely, since L has never met my mom.
So if you ever meet my mom, beware. Cause she have the sixth sense.
My mind shifted into 5th gear immediately. "Wh-what? I don't have any." My mom continued, "You're sure? From the looks of it, you're quite popular at school.* 'Abang NSDS3', or something like that. And the messages in the phone..."
* I am _not_ popular at school.
"Don't have any."
"How about Dj?** Isn't she your girlfriend?" Mom displayed one of her I-know-it grins. Uh-oh, I have to end this conversation. "No, she IS NOT my girlfriend!"
** Dj is my second crush. Also part of my nickname. I never knew how she figured that I had a crush on Dj.
"Hmm...L have a girlfriend, doesn't he***?" she said with another grin.
*** How the hell did she know that? Even L's parent doesn't know that! It's a very confidential thing!
"Eh? He have?****"
**** I feigned ignorance.
"He told me.*****" At this point, I said a pun that made her laugh so hard that she forgot about the girlfriend talk.
***** Unlikely, since L has never met my mom.
So if you ever meet my mom, beware. Cause she have the sixth sense.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Screw you, QKU ####
To the person driving Honda Jazz QKU ####,
Fuck you.
Think tailgating me is clever? Be thankful that I didn't slam on the brakes. The hell are you speeding for when we are nearing the roundabout?
From my rear view mirror, I can see that you are from the same school as me. A word of caution: should I ever find your car parked anywhere in the school, I will make sure that it will be undrivable.
Your parents bought the car for you? Well, in case of an accident they'll pay for it huh? From how you drive, I can say that it won't be long. You are still in probation, looking at the P sticker on your car.
Kiss your SPM goodbye cause I'm cursing you.
Love,
NSDS3
Fuck you.
Think tailgating me is clever? Be thankful that I didn't slam on the brakes. The hell are you speeding for when we are nearing the roundabout?
From my rear view mirror, I can see that you are from the same school as me. A word of caution: should I ever find your car parked anywhere in the school, I will make sure that it will be undrivable.
Your parents bought the car for you? Well, in case of an accident they'll pay for it huh? From how you drive, I can say that it won't be long. You are still in probation, looking at the P sticker on your car.
Kiss your SPM goodbye cause I'm cursing you.
Love,
NSDS3
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Who is Dawn Yang?
I don't know. She's not on Wikipedia. Fact is, I have no idea. At all.
And what blogwars?
And what blogwars?
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