Went to a nearby bookshop to buy a newspaper. Since it is a public holiday, you can't really find people selling newspapers easily. There's nothing on the table, so I entered (penetrated, *cough cough*) the shop to look for other items of interest, like manga. Oh yeah. Haven't bought those for quite some time.
Well, nothing interesting on the bookshelves. As I turned around, I spotted something under the very table that was referred to earlier.
Newspapers. Bound up, freshly arrived.
"Have you got [name of newspaper]?"
"No, they haven't arrived yet."
"I see," said I, and left.
I didn't buy newspaper that day.