Anyway, on with the show. The rules are:
- *Eight different points for my perfect partner
- *Gender (I'm no Homer)
- *Tag others (hate this part)
- *Have fun (Yeah, right)
Intellectual: What can I say, I'm a zombie, need brains. But it is very disheartening to have a partner that does not understand how the world works.
Beautiful: It sure take quite a while for your heart to open up to non-beautiful people. And it doesn't necessarily mean physical beauty, you know.
Knows my train of thought: I'm thinking of something else. By going from A to B, I might choose the path 3, not A and a half.
Go well with my parents: You want a war with the parents? Being forced to choose between your wife/lover or your parents will screw you up.
Not naïve: Someone who is attuned to the real world. There are many crooks and cheats around, and being naïve is damning.
Love babies, hate little kids: Nothing is more annoying than 5 to ten year old little kids running around while their parents pretend not to notice. By "running around", I mean running around, opening MY HOUSE's cabinets, looking at MY STUFF, climbing the chairs, the table. Seriously, parents, only my self-restraint prevents me from kicking your child's ass. Literally. Back on the topic.
Good in bed: *coughamustcough*
There, I'm clear of debt.