Our Mathematics teacher asked us if we are interested in joining the ping-pong club. Being bored with no co-curriculum activities (Form 6 students in our schools are often sidelined from them) the whole male population in my class joined. She asked us to pass the form around and when it got back to her, the following dialogue happened:
Maths. Teacher: 'Race: Kedayan'...is it Kadazan plus Kayan?
A few minutes later...
Maths. Teacher: Rajiv, are you an Indian?