Today. MUET Period. Volunteered to go to the front and write the introduction for an essay on the board. Here's what happened.
Me: *furiosly writing with marker*
Teacher: I heard that [insert my name here] have a girlfriend.
Me: * thinking to self, ignoring the chatter "Huh?!" *
Teacher: Heard it from another teacher. Which class is she from?
A: She's a Form Four student!
B: No, Upper Six!
C: Form Three! Three [Insert class here]
i) I don't have a girlfriend
ii) I don't have admirer(s)
iii) I don't have a girlfriend that I don't know of
Teacher I: Chemistry teacher, asked me if I have any 'relationship problems' when I got very low marks for Chemistry two years ago.
Teacher II: English teacher. I pointed to her the girl I have a crush on (during sports day) and said that she is pretty. That's all.
Conclusion: I'm screwed!