Wednesday, April 13, 2005

A Girlfriend I Didn't Know I Have

Today. MUET Period. Volunteered to go to the front and write the introduction for an essay on the board. Here's what happened.

Me: *furiosly writing with marker*

Teacher: I heard that [insert my name here] have a girlfriend.

Me: * thinking to self, ignoring the chatter "Huh?!" *

Class: Wooohooo!!!

Teacher: Heard it from another teacher. Which class is she from?

A: She's a Form Four student!

B: No, Upper Six!

C: Form Three! Three [Insert class here]

i) I don't have a girlfriend
ii) I don't have admirer(s)
iii) I don't have a girlfriend that I don't know of

Teacher I: Chemistry teacher, asked me if I have any 'relationship problems' when I got very low marks for Chemistry two years ago.
Chance: 40%

Teacher II: English teacher. I pointed to her the girl I have a crush on (during sports day) and said that she is pretty. That's all.
Chance: 95%

Conclusion: I'm screwed!


Mango Tan said...

Never mind. Just hamtam the girl lah.

NSDS3HvLDjJd said...
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NSDS3HvLDjJd said...

Ack, and doing so I will incur the wrath of 500+ people. She's just so stunningly beautiful!

Silencers said...

What are you waiting for? the spotlight is on you now, lol.

Mossie`Ol Chin said...

wooooohoooo.... now u can go up to the stage during assembly and say, "I love you" no?

NSDS3HvLDjJd said...

Yes silencers, it's on me now but they quickly forgot about it the next day. And my class is a small one, consists of 22 students.

But mossie, I'm behind the curtains! And I have no intention of becoming 'that' Singaporean ;)