Today. MUET Period. Volunteered to go to the front and write the introduction for an essay on the board. Here's what happened.
Me: *furiosly writing with marker*
Teacher: I heard that [insert my name here] have a girlfriend.
Me: * thinking to self, ignoring the chatter "Huh?!" *
Class: Wooohooo!!!
Teacher: Heard it from another teacher. Which class is she from?
A: She's a Form Four student!
B: No, Upper Six!
C: Form Three! Three [Insert class here]
Problems:
i) I don't have a girlfriend
ii) I don't have admirer(s)
iii) I don't have a girlfriend that I don't know of
Suspects:
Teacher I: Chemistry teacher, asked me if I have any 'relationship problems' when I got very low marks for Chemistry two years ago.
Chance: 40%
Teacher II: English teacher. I pointed to her the girl I have a crush on (during sports day) and said that she is pretty. That's all.
Chance: 95%
Conclusion: I'm screwed!
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
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4 comments:
Ack, and doing so I will incur the wrath of 500+ people. She's just so stunningly beautiful!
wooooohoooo.... now u can go up to the stage during assembly and say, "I love you" no?
Yes silencers, it's on me now but they quickly forgot about it the next day. And my class is a small one, consists of 22 students.
But mossie, I'm behind the curtains! And I have no intention of becoming 'that' Singaporean ;)
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